Friday's Joke of the Day

Caffeine is my shepherd
I shall not doze.
It maketh me to wake in green pastures:
It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz:
It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,
I will fear no Equal:
For thou art with me;
Thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez:
Thou anointest my day with pep;
My mug runneth over.
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life:
And I will dwell in the House of Folger's forever.

Amen

Science may never come up with a better office communications system than the office break.

The coffee break has become an American tradition. It's like the siesta in Mexico - except the siesta doesn't leave ring stains on your desk.

The coffee break is important... there are offices where the Mr. Coffee machine has been named employee of the month.

The coffee break is like the seven-year itch, except it hits every hour and a half.

The coffee break, even for those who realize that caffeine may not be good for them, still beats staying at the desk and working.

It seems the more coffee the employees drink, the more tense management gets.

I had one worker who steadfastly refused to take a morning coffee break. He claimed it kept him awake all afternoon.

Some offices brew their own coffee, which is nice. Throughout the day you have the aroma of either freshly brewed coffee or of an empty pot baking itself to dust.

Stealing someone's coffee is called "mugging."